Why driftyfluff.com?

As a teenager I had unruly fluffy hair, earning myself the 'fluff' nickname. (thank heaven for GHD - see above) Passing the big 3-0 must have affected my directional antenna and car journeys became longer. I always followed my nose, eventually reaching my destination, but by a much more pleasant and scenic route. This earned me the 'drifty' tag. I thank my younger brother for the 'driftyfluff' combination.

Whilst out driving with him and friends one day, along country lanes, I missed a turning to home. I decided to detour a little and took a right turn further along the lane, onto an unmade track, with a view to turning back. As I sat in the car waiting to manoeuvre, I looked across a field towards home pondering whether the sign stating 'unsuitable for vehicles' actually included my old car.

(Being a Proton driver at the time, I had become used to hearing how my choice of car really didn't class as a vehicle and I shouldn't regard it as such.) My brother, in his usually wonderful way looked at me and said 'You're thinking of driving that way aren't you? You really are drifty. What a driftyfluff!' Needless to say, I turned back and returned to our original route, complete with a new nickname, which seems to have stuck.

I think I must add that my brother is never referred to by his given name and known to all as Norris (in the Slow Sloth, lets not move too fast Mr Couldn't Get Anymore Laid Back Way).